What am I going on about?

How can aquatic flightless birds, mood elevating hormones and vague sounding ‘other stuff’ possibly be related to one another?

This is what this blog is about. Being absurdly, absurdly random, publishing posts that my multi-author website manager won’t let me post because he’s an ass and claim’s I’m ‘attacking people’ – please, I’m just being honest.

House: Gryffindor
Wand: Sycamore – Phoenix Feather Core – 13 inches – Surprisingly Swishy
Amortentia: The ocean, watermelon and petrichor.
Patronus: Dolphin

I LOVE BOOKS. Some of my favorites are the entire Harry Potter series by J.K Rowling, Kartography by Kamila Shamsie, Little Women by Louisa May Alcott, Boy by Roald Dahl and My Family and Other Animals by Gerald Durrell.

I have a lot of opinions on religion, books, sex, movies, shows, comics, animals, furniture, bed sheets and food.
Oh and I LOVE BABIES AND BABIES LOVE ME.

And also, all the lyricthingys over photos I post, all the photos taken under the lyrics are mine, I took them, unless stated otherwise.

Thank you. You have read this. Leave a message. Darling.