So, I just finished with my send-ups a few weeks back and it was the first time I ever read my textbooks in detail. I go to a Federal Government College, by the way and I study Arts (Not painting and shit, my subjects are = Psychology, Sociology and Education.) Now since the Board doesn’t really give a shit about what’s happening in the education system in Arts, we have no proper or good text books. When I bought my Sociology book, I thought it would make at least some kind of sense.
I was wrong. In this post, you shall see the excerpts from my Sociology text-book that make me wonder if the authors (Abdul Hameed Taga and Sons) were trying to write a racially, politically and diplomatically insulting porno novel.
Read on ahead!
I Needed A New Toothbrush
So, yesterday, I went with my father to F-10 Markaz, you know, the Mr.Rice waali jaga. And I bought some popcorn, a toothbrush and a few packets of Lays from the grocery store next to Mistah Rice. So, Father-Man, he tells me to go sit in the car. And he goes into the shop next to the shop next to Miztah Rice.
Just A Packet of Lays
And I go to said car, but how am I supposed to get inside if I don’t have the keys? So, I decide to just, you know, lean against the car, and listen to Mr.Saxobeat by Alexandra Stan (AWESOME track, I ❤ it.). But this little beggar girl, barely ten years old, comes up to me and asks me for money. I told her I didn’t have a penny on me. So, she asks me for food. I look at the thaila of Lays in my hand, and I hand her one of them. She thanks me, rips the packaging off and starts eating the chips.
Kind of looked like her.
Read on ahead!
Now, not-so-recently, I realized that there were a lot of phrases/words that pissed me off. These words/phrases are just plain over used in people’s and (sometimes) my vocabulary.
Here We Go:
God never gives us more than we can bear
I hate it when people do that! This usually happens when I’m in the middle of a rant of how much is piled upon me, and I just cannot cope and someone says this. Well, bully for you! How about you stop psycho-analyzing God for a bit?
This is another jewel of human brain evolution. Also accompanied with the word “Like” in the start sometimes, it is a sure fire way to make me want to slap you.
My usual reaction.
Read on ahead for the rest!
Hello, people. Today, we have Ali Khan guest starring in my blog, in a spur-of-the-moment decision.
The bike I don't have....yet.
Here we go:
Alright, out of extreme randomness I suggested I’d write some what-not-to-do thing to my ‘boss’. And then I remembered I had a motorbike. And how many times I’ve fallen off/met accidents with my bike.
So I decided to do something good, and tell all of you what NOT to do when riding a motorbike. You know, teaching people stuff out of personal experiences and what not.
Read on ahead 😀
So, I decided to get a haircut. Today is the Day.
I’m going for a really short hair cut this time, like the time Rihanna didn’t look totally weird with red hair and had that amazing pixie cut, remember?
Unfortunately, my hair has other plans.
Read on ahead, after the jump! 😀
Right, you’ve met the girl of your dreams, her smile makes your heart stop, when you look into her eyes you forget everything else, you’ve ascertained that she likes you too…great.
Now all you have to do is break up with her.
Read on ahead, after the jump!